if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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