I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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