You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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