i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was born a porn star she said
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
