I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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