When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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