just come out here and I will go home with you...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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