why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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