Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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