Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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