Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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