if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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