Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This is my gift to your gina
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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