Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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