Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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