Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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