I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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