AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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