Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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