Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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