So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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