so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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