He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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