Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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