Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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