Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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