We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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