i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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