Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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