This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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