Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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