During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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