i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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