My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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