just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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