eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
