I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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