in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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