lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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