Having a random hookup so left but love u
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
