She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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