yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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