Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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