Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize