is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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