I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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