That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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