it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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