I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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