just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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