HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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