As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm just crazy horny about you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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