Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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