i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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