so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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