Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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