I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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