I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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