Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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