We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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