this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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