But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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